Sunday, January 30, 2011

Wistful Thinking...

Yesterday I finally made it to the Wisteria Outlet.  They were having a big sale, and, alas, I bought not one thing.  But I found all manner of lovely things to induce some wistfulness...

This settee is perfect for an afternoon cuppa and gossip.

Look at this gaggle of pyramid tables back in the warehouse!

These chests of drawers are blindingly lovely.

Can one call this piece of fabulousness a coffee table? 
Shouldn't it be a tea table?

And this, the stuff dreams are made on:
a late 19th century opium bed.

xxoo
jenni

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Announcing the Twitter.B Quilting Bee





The Twitter.B Quilting Bee will be a group of 12 awesome* quilters/tweeters. Each month will be dedicated to one Twitter.B; during that month, 11 other quilters will work on her block, make it fabulous, and send it back. At the end of a year, each Twitter.B will have 11 blocks and the motivation to finish piecing her quilt!

The purpose of this Quilting Bee is to have fun, be creative (maybe break some “rules”), and engage in friendly virtual conversation. Our grandmothers and great-aunties sat around and dished while stitching in their bees: we’ll tweet. Twitter.B perk: any FQ fabric that’s left after you build your friend’s block is yours to stash! :)

Life is crazy and busy; this Quilting Bee is not. Your commitment is one block a month and sending out a fat quarter to each member before it is “your” month. If you’d like to document via Twitter, Flikr, or your blog, fabulous! We’d love to see the progress!

Once 12 Twitter.Bs have agreed to participate, I will organize names, addresses, months, etc. Hopefully we’ll have everything ready to go for a March start date!


:: what do I do when it’s “my month”? ::

• figure out what main fabric you’d like us to work with and buy 3 yards (cut in 12 FQs—11 for members, one for you). If you’d like to send us each a different FQ to work with, that’s fun, too!

• send a fat quarter of your choice to each Twitter.B member (and any instructions via the questionnaire). If your month is April, for example, make sure you send the FQ to reach everybody by April 1st. That way we’ll all have the full month to work on your fabulous block.

• you are responsible for sending one FQ only—each Twitter.B will stash bust to complete your block. (PS the informal questionnaire should accompany your FQ—so we know that you might abhor mustard yellow and would not be pleased if we pulled that color from the FQ you send.)

• tweet to let us know your FQs are on their way!


:: what do I do when it’s not “my month” ::

• tweet the Twitter.B so she knows you received her fabric. (And gush about her awesome FQ choice.)

• plumb the depths of your creativity—and your fabric stash—to complete the block and send it back by the end of the month. Life sometimes gets nuts, so please alert us early if you won’t be able to return your block at the end of the month—hopefully this won’t happen.

• if you want to document your progress and/or the completed block, go for it! If you want it to be a surprise, you might not want to Tweet/Blog these photos until after the Twitter.B has received the block you created for her.


:: misc. ::

• you should be able to re-use the envelope your FQ came in (we’re friends of the earth here at Twitter.B). But if you “misplace” the original envelope, of course use another sturdy one.

• it will help protect the FQ (and the completed block) if you put them in a plastic baggie prior to placing in the envelope. Rain, snow, sleet, hail, and other disasters, you know.

• quilting bee blocks has provided some other tips for mailing: http://www.flickr.com/groups/quiltingbeeblocks/discuss/72157621924214728/

That’s it! Let’s have some quilty fun!

*Don’t fret if you’re not a master quilter. Starting with one block (straight seams, y’all) is a great way to practice and improve your confidence. If you want to build a practice block out of s/crap fabric before cutting into the Twitter.B’s FQ is perfectly fine. Plus, you have a community of quilters at your disposal in our Quilting Bee and all around the internets.  Take a peek at this inspiring Oh, Fransson! post--look, some of the most lovely quilt blocks are just squares and 1/4" seams!

Leave a comment below to express your interest in joining this Quilting Bee.  If more than 12 of you are interested, we'll hold a lottery to select the members.


xxoo
jenni

Friday, January 21, 2011

Lovely Words: Rime Riche


http://pinterest.com/pin/272955/

Rime Riche
by Monica Ferrell

You need me like ice needs the mountain
On which it breeds. Like print needs the page.
You move in me like the tongue in a mouth,
Like wind in the leaves of summer trees,
Gust-fists, hollow except for movement and desire
Which is movement. You taste me the way the claws
Of a pigeon taste that window-ledge on which it sits,
The way water tastes rust in the pipes it shuttles through
Beneath a city, unfolding and luminous with industry.
Before you were born, the table of elements
Was lacking, and I as a noble gas floated
Free of attachment. Before you were born,
The sun and the moon were paper-thin plates
Some machinist at his desk merely clicked into place.


xxoo
jenni

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Tribulations of a girl who is old enough to know better

It's not like I want to marry the cute guy at Whole Foods, but it just really irritates me that when my hair is ratty and face shiny at the end of the day is the moment when there could have been a two-way flirtation going on instead of me falling over myself to avoid eye contact.

Yes, I'm funny, thank you for acknowledging my funny, I do appreciate it, but I wish my pretty could also be acknowledged.

This after me trying to tell teenage girls all day that smart is sexy (okay maybe I didn't use those exact words) and real beauty isn't visible.

Practice. Preach. Got it.

xxoo
Jenni

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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Adventures inside my brain, a melodrama

Scene. Ms getting up in the middle of the night for a quick drink of water. Cold, old house with squeaky floors.

Me: holy bananas! What's that?!?!

My brain: holy bananas, it's a scary red blinky light floating in space.

Me and my brain: It's a UFO!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaah.

My brain: turn on the light now now now nooooooooow!

Me: oh. It's my iron. Crud. I left it on forever.

Scene. Me returning from the kitchen, across squeaky floors. New character: Mr Poodle. He's lounging on the bed, glaring at me because of all the ruckus.

Me: well I thought it was an alien, Poodle. It was scary.

Poodle's brain: you're so dramatic

Me: but it was just as scary because I left my iron plugged in for who knows how long. I could have burned up all of my fabric!

Poodle's brain: um, and me!!!!!!!

My brain: and you!!!! Noooooooooo

Me rushes to scoop up Mr Poodle.

Poodle's brain: you're such a silly girl.

Me: I'm so silly, Poo. And I can't believe you're turning 8 next week!

My brain: you have a third grader!!! If he were your real baby, and not just your fur baby, he would be in the third grade!!! You left your third grader home alone and almost burned the house down. Failure, thy name is woman!

Me: awesome. Ok, brain we are going back to sleep. Please be nice and don't let me dream about weird crap.

Brain: mwhahahahahaaaaaa

Poodle's brain: already dreaming about his friends at doggie daycare.

The end.

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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

NYTimes: Face-Lift for Met’s Costume Institute

From The New York Times:

Face-Lift for Met's Costume Institute

The Costume Institute's redesign will allow the Metropolitan Museum of Art to show off part of its permanent collection in a more contemporary setting.

http://nyti.ms/gP9DJU

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